We need to talk, darling. About cookies.
This site didn't actually use any cookies at all. Up to now.
In order to not repeat this discussion again and again, on every single page, we will introduce the use of --surprise!-- a cookie, and this single cookie only.
So here it comes, the nowadays oh-so-popular Cookie-Opt-In selector. Sorry for having it right here and not popping up stylishly near some page border.
- For those who want to have this single cookie set, indicating that no further cookies will be set:
By clicking above link, you will henceforth return that cookie, acknowledging that your urge to have been dutifully data-protectively informed has been satisfied herewith.
If you are of the nerdy persuasion and really need to know: the cookie will be named "policy", and its value will be "icanhazcookie". Actually, its value doesn't matter at all. You could reset it to "icannothasnocookiesever" and things would work just as fine.
After opting in for the cookie, you will have to do a crazy dance to shift-reload or whatever to un/re-cache the opt-in page, the juggle start page, and the page you were actually trying to visit at this very moment.
In other words: hit shift-reload hard and often.
- This is way too complicated for me!
Please let me fuck off to a site where cookies are actually useful and ensure the best experience. (For the site owner. Not for you, dummy.)